Apple Chutney

APOTHECARY, n.  The physician's accomplice, undertaker's nbenefactor and grave worm's provider.

When Jove sent blessings to all men that are,

And Mercury conveyed them in a jar,

That friend of tricksters introduced by stealth

Disease for the apothecary's health,

Whose gratitude impelled him to proclaim:

"My deadliest drug shall bear my patron's name!"

G. J.

The Devil's Dictionary by

Ambrose Bierce

Recipe courtesy of Ina Garten

6 Granny Smith apples, peeled cored and half-inch diced

1 C chopped yellow onion

2 Tbl sp minced fresh ginger

1 C freshly squeezed orange juice (2 oranges)

3/4 C good cider vinegar

1 C light brown sugar, lightly packed 

1 tsp whole dried mustard seeds

1/4 tsp hot red pepper flakes

1 1/2 tsp kosher salt

3/4 C rainsins