Thursday, March 28, 2013

Potholderz & Placemat

VANITY, n.  The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when 
There's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid;
And there are hens, professing to have made 
A study of mankind, who say that men
Whose business 'tis to drive the tongue or pen
Make the most clamorous fanfaronade
O'er their most worthless work; and I'm afraid
They're not entirely different from the hen.
Lo! The drum-major in his coat of gold,
His blazing breeches and high-towering cap--
Imperiously pompous, grandly bold,
Grim, resolute, an awe-inspiring chap!
Who'd think this gorgeous creature's only virtue
Is that in battle he will never hurt you?
Hannibal Hunsiker.









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